How can I become a real Vampire they seem to be in vogue currently?

You'll need some expensive work done by a dentist that's got to be high on the list. I think you'll need fairly regular cosmetic work done to appear that you don't age and for the living forever thing a herbalist's help perhaps a homeopathist. Get a gym membership they are supposed to be strong but lay off the steroids. you'll need a pretty strong hallucinogen to turn into a bat I'd go for LSD. Dunno if you want to be clic vamp or one of these new age camp ones but you'll need q haircut and clothes fo sho